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<feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><id>tag:badmum.blog.co.uk,2009-11-09:/</id><title>MUM - THE HARDEST JOB IN THE WORLD!</title><link rel="self" href="http://badmum.blog.co.uk/feed/atom/posts/"/><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://badmum.blog.co.uk/"/><generator version="1.0">MokoFeed</generator><updated>2009-11-09T03:14:08+01:00</updated><entry><id>tag:badmum.blog.co.uk,2006-04-10:/2006/04/10/a_mum~717954/</id><title>A Mum!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://badmum.blog.co.uk/2006/04/10/a_mum~717954/"/><author><name>BadMum</name></author><published>2006-04-10T21:36:14+02:00</published><updated>2006-04-10T21:36:14+02:00</updated><content type="html">	&lt;p&gt;By the time the Lord made woman,&lt;br&gt;
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"&lt;br&gt;
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?&lt;br&gt;
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,&lt;br&gt;
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable&lt;br&gt;
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,&lt;br&gt;
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,&lt;br&gt;
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -&lt;br&gt;
and she will do everything with only two hands."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The angel was astounded at the requirements.&lt;br&gt;
"Only two hands!? No way!&lt;br&gt;
And that's just on the standard model?&lt;br&gt;
That's too much work for one day.Wait until tomorrow to finish."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"But I won't," the Lord protested.&lt;br&gt;
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.&lt;br&gt;
She already heals herself when she is sick&lt;br&gt;
AND can work 18 hour days."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The angel moved closer and touched the woman.&lt;br&gt;
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."&lt;br&gt;
"She is soft," the Lord agreed,"but I have also made her tough.&lt;br&gt;
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."&lt;br&gt;
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.&lt;br&gt;
The Lord replied,"Not only will she be able to think,&lt;br&gt;
she will be able to reason and negotiate."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The angel then noticed something,&lt;br&gt;
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.&lt;br&gt;
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.&lt;br&gt;
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."&lt;br&gt;
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected,"that's a tear!"&lt;br&gt;
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,&lt;br&gt;
her pain, her disappointment, her love,&lt;br&gt;
her loneliness, her grief and her pride."&lt;br&gt;
The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord.You thought of everything!&lt;br&gt;
Woman is truly amazing."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And she is!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Women have strengths that amaze men.&lt;br&gt;
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,&lt;br&gt;
but they hold happiness, love and joy.&lt;br&gt;
They smile when they want to scream.&lt;br&gt;
They sing when they want to cry.&lt;br&gt;
They cry when they are happy&lt;br&gt;
and laugh when they are nervous.&lt;br&gt;
They fight for what they believe in.&lt;br&gt;
They stand up to injustice.&lt;br&gt;
They don't take "no" for an answer&lt;br&gt;
when they believe there is a better solution.&lt;br&gt;
They go without so their family can have.&lt;br&gt;
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.&lt;br&gt;
They love unconditionally.&lt;br&gt;
They cry when their children excel&lt;br&gt;
and cheer when their friends get awards.&lt;br&gt;
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.&lt;br&gt;
Their hearts break when a friend dies.&lt;br&gt;
They grieve at the loss of a family member,&lt;br&gt;
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.&lt;br&gt;
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.&lt;br&gt;
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.&lt;br&gt;
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you&lt;br&gt;
to show how much they care about you.&lt;br&gt;
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.&lt;br&gt;
They bring joy, hope and love.&lt;br&gt;
They have compassion and ideals.&lt;br&gt;
They give moral support to their family and friends.&lt;br&gt;
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,&lt;br&gt;
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.&lt;/strong&gt;
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